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Voting System in India / Internet Voting/Extended Voting Process

Some of the changes that can be done to the present Voting System in India which will certainly have an Impact in the Output delivered:

1)Extended Voting Process(Instead of having a single day/2 for each constituency,it should be extended to 3-4 days or more if needed depending on the population.Since this is not a sprint wherein we need to complete fast,but a question of our future that is being laid to our fellowmen/women)

2)Internet Voting:Due to Industrial/Globalisation,India has become a small place and people are working across the states(for time being avoid across borders).Have some kind of token system for the registered citizens and a code given so that people can vote through Internet.(Understand that Internet fraud exists,but still it canbe manageble as in the case of Internet bookings,etc)And importantly,these are supposed to be intellectuals/with some common sense/knowledge(Not to undermine the uneducated/rural people).

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REAL neurological test

Whether you wear Specs or not, Its Mandatory U Complete each Test in 4-5 Seconds

This is a REAL neurological test.Sit comfortably and be calm !

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancelyour annual visit to your neurologist.Your brain is great and you're far from having Al zheimer Disease.

Congratulations!

Quiz for People Who Know Everything

Quiz for People Who Know Everything

I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. (dweeb is not an answer)

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S..'

Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls.. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw: dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes,stockings, stilts.

Wallpapers, jokes, news, songs......much more

Hey everyone, welcome you all, to my latest blog. You will get latest Job openings, Jokes, Wallpapers of national / international celebrities,videos, games, songs, inspiring stories, latest home based business & much-much more exciting things. So, over and all you will come across here again and again. I promise you, your vuisit will not be a waste......... ...........SO ENJOY......!!!!

Hilarious Jokes

Just for laughs

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.

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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

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Agar aap bus pe chade...Ya phir bus aap pe chade...Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!

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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir.
Boss:Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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The Secret of Success

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments..To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

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