Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The Secret of Success
Secret to Success
Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments..
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
If you have a good name, if you are more often right than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can count on them in time of trouble, if you can face God and say "I have done my best", then you are a success.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started...
Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments..
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
If you have a good name, if you are more often right than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can count on them in time of trouble, if you can face God and say "I have done my best", then you are a success.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started...
Software Engineer's Resume
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing"
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age: 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here )
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig
Humor: weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking: The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Common, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living
Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC,BSB and anything depressing.
TV shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of Home..
Woman is totally incomplete without Men
WOMAN has MAN in it
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SHE has HE in it
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Mrs. Has Mr. In it
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LADY has LAD in it
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MISTRESS has MISTER in it
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MADAM has ADAM in it
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HOSTESS has HOST in it
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FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending
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So No need to proud.....
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Girls are always incomplete without boys
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SHE has HE in it
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Mrs. Has Mr. In it
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LADY has LAD in it
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MISTRESS has MISTER in it
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MADAM has ADAM in it
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HOSTESS has HOST in it
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FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending
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So No need to proud.....
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Girls are always incomplete without boys
We are men
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
A Very Logical answer
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