Wallpapers, jokes, news, songs......much more

Hey everyone, welcome you all, to my latest blog. You will get latest Job openings, Jokes, Wallpapers of national / international celebrities,videos, games, songs, inspiring stories, latest home based business & much-much more exciting things. So, over and all you will come across here again and again. I promise you, your vuisit will not be a waste......... ...........SO ENJOY......!!!!

Hilarious Jokes

Just for laughs

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.

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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

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Agar aap bus pe chade...Ya phir bus aap pe chade...Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!

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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir.
Boss:Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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